Final Fantasy Dissidia Duodecim Avoids Alliterative Awesomeness.. With a 012?

Breaking news; the PSP exclusive Final Fantasy Dissidia Duodecim has decided to forgo it's impressive run at gaming alliteration world records by throwing in the numbers 012. 

The follow up to the fun yet faulted frantic fighting Final Fantasy fan service title of two years ago has appeared and alluded to an assortment of added appearances. Currently confirmed cutting-edge characters constitute XIII's Lightning, and personal preference, IV's Kain.

Square Enix slips the teaser site settled by scant stories, however habituated with heaps of harmonic heroism. Several supplemental screenshots display detailed definition of particular protagonists antecedent appearances. With Tokyo Game Show looming lavishly, Square Enix will undoubtedly unfold increased information in due time.

Numbers can't alliterate, homey.

via Andriasang

Final Fantasy 3:16

I used to be a hardcore Final Fantasy XI player. I'm talking about missing two or three consecutive days of work so I can farm Yagudo necklaces and be a the most badass THF/NIN EVAR! That was a long time ago. Since then, I've moved on to less time consuming MMOs, such as World of Warcraft, and when that became too possessive of me, City of Villains. Now I refuse to play any MMO due to the time investment required for it to pay off. Until Star Wars The Old Republic drops. Then I'm quitting my job and never showering again!

I'm getting off track here. The point I wanted to initially make, is that Stone Cold Steve Austin is a playable character in Final Fantasy XIV. Yes, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin 3:16. WHAT? The Stunner. The Thesz Press. The beer drinking bottom line is in Final Fantasy XIV 'cuz Stone Cold says so. Don't believe me? See for yourself:

via Kotaku